Well it is 1:51 AM and a beautiful Sunday morning.. I’m sitting here.. bored outta my mind.. and what else is there to do besides write a lovely blog for you all to read.

I was thinking.. you know when you watch a scary movie right… and if you actually watch what the people do and how they react to a situation …. you can quickly come to the amazing conclusion that the person is the most retarded thing ever to exist.

I mean think about it. If a guy dressed in a black robe with a retarded white mask breaks into your house with a knife…. and you stand there looking at it… and the only thing you do to defend yourself is scream like a little girl… you deserve to get stabbed. If you run upstairs, thats almost just as bad… i mean c’mon think.

“gee there’s a guy in my house… where can i run? … hmm.. theres a window.. oh no i dont wanna break that glass is expensive now-a-days.. oh i got an idea.. let’s run up the stairs so i can hide in a closet, of course leaving the door cracked so the guy knows exactly where i am at… yes perfect idea.”

oh but theres more…

imagine yourself .. alone .. on another planet with these big super human things that can crawl on walls and shit.. and you have this big ass gun right.. and you see one… what would you do?

well this genius looks at it for at least 10 seconds… like “omg looks theres a big alien on the wall… maybe it wont try to kill me”

then he *finally* decides to shoot at it.. and oh wow lookie there it went around the corner… and you’re all like “damn i missed”

-.-

oh and i love the people that are all like “oh look.. thats a scary looking house.. with no electricity… and dark scary rooms that make weird noises… hmm… lets go in it!!”

and are surprised when they see a freaky looking ghost thing… i dunno about you but i’d be like outta there the first time i see a freaky little thing on the wall or something.. but no these people hang around like retards…

so yeah. watching a horror film with smart people in it is like watching a porno with a plot… it doesn’t happen.

Well here I sit, taking a break from homework, only to spend my free time updating this thing. Yanno what homework I have? Of course you don’t, so let me enlighten you:

I have to finish one hundred and twenty-one biology vocabulary words before 9:00am tomorrow morning. As of right now (9:39pm) I have roughly 50 done. These words cover three chapters of unchartered material we have not covered.

Here’s the rant-   Why would you make us do a ridiculous amount of words spanning three entire chapters in one night. The first thing I find moronic about this is the fact that we probably won’t cover the third chapter for another three weeks. That’s three weeks that these words will sit in my notebook unnoticed, collecting dust, and getting in the way of my futile attempt to keep a single, neat, three subject notebook for each of my classes.  When we DO get to the chapter, we WON’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM. She does absolutely nothing involving these words. Appearantly, she expects us to memorize one hundred and twenty-one words as we write them down. Right about now you might be saying, “oh but Michael, she only wants you to keep them as a reference for the chapters!” Why the hell do I need to copy down my “references” this early before the chapter begins? What’s wrong with doing a single chapter worth of vocab the weekend after the previous chapter’s test? Countless teachers do that and it works perfectly. Why be different? Why make it more difficult on students when there is a easier way? Is it supposed to “prepare us for the ‘real’ world”?. I mean we all know that our bosses in the future will ask us to look up hundreds of words on a weekly basis……..

Our school is full of stupid shit like that. So much stupid shit i am saving it for another blog … so go ahead and laugh at the “lazy little teenage kid who doesn’t know a thing”.

I have the flu. At first glance the concept of having the flu is awesome. You get to stay home from school, lay down in bed all day, and sleep for as long as you want to. Sounds great, right?.

But “flu” has a few tricks up its sleeve. See once you pass like the age of 10 staying home all day sucks. Once you enter high school missing a day screws you over because you have twice as much homework for the next three days. Once you pass the maturity level of a child, you realize you can’t even sleep all that much longer either, because low and behold you suddenly have *responsibilities*.

So here I am with a runny nose and a blanket in front of the computer with loads of work to catch up on and a headache.

Flu sucks.

Sorry for the delay. I blame it 100% on my geometry teacher. I just want to infrom ya’ll that I’m still here. I would write something big but I have to go back to doing geometry homework, then proceed to studying for the exam.

I’m bored. What else is there to do in this world when your bored except blog. I mean c’mon be serious. Anyway…

It’s Thanksgiving. I read an article in the newspaper today that said something to the effect of this:

One teacher in California got the idea in his head that it might be a good idea to teach his 3rd graders what really happened between settlers and native americans…  He walked into his classroom and took up all the kids’ book bags, pencils, etc.. Naturally the young children got agitated and wanted their stuff back. Some parents and other people were mad at the teacher saying that he quote: “shouldn’t teach the kids like that. Doing so is teaching them to hate the world.” and that “He should teach the kids that what happened between the indians and early settlers was sharing and happiness, then let them figure out what really happened later.”

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That agitates me..  Whoever said that teaches them to “hate the world” needs to be slapped. My American History teacher this year did something somewhat similar. We were talking about British taxes and what-not and the next week the read a piece of paper that said something to the effect of “Due to the school having money issues, we are charging a 5 cent charge on each sheet of paper you receive. Failure to pay the 5 cents will result in a zero on that piece of paper. Thanks for cooperating.” Which made the people who didn’t realize she was joking pissed off. Upon telling us what she was doing and how the British did the same thing to colonists, the students got a first hand approach on colonists’ view on the situation. TO me that is one of the best ways to teach something. I didn’t hate the school afterwards. -.- I LOVE the dude who said we should let them “figure out what happened afterwards”. Thats a real nice way of educating kids. Kudos to you.</sarcasm>.

Anyway … Sorry if I just wasted 3 minutes of your life. Didn’t mean to.

Happy Thanksgiving

Some of you may have seen this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UxqNsUbWlHc

Well here’s mine.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aiq9wSVt9AY

enlightening huh?

Yea my internet service provider people decided to randomly cut my internet access off for a couple days. Sorry about that. Just thought I’d tell you that.

4 Days? What the hell is that? -.- Matt’s gay.

I am defiantly not that sidetracked. I have a pretty basic schedule actually. Here it is:

3:00 AM - Wake up. Not on purpose, nooo. The dog wants out.

3:15 AM - Let the dog out

3:30 AM - Wake up. No this one isn’t on purpose either. The dog wants back in.

4:00 AM - Wake up again. Damn dog.

6:00 AM - Wake up. This time it isn’t because of the dog, but something much much worse. School.

6:30 AM - Catch a yellow fart machine (bus). This is gay. I mean I just woke up, took a shower, and now have to listen to a buncha stupid little kids complain about how they want to sit in the seat I’m in. I want to scream, “SHUT THE HELL UP.” but … well … being a controlled altruistic person such as me - I decide not to.

7:20 AM - Arrive at school. I’ll save this for another blog someday.

4:00 PM - Arrive Home

11:00 PM - If I’m not asleep by now then I’m doing some homework assignment due tomorrow that I should’ve done a week ago (As I typed this I remembered about Geometry homework due tomorrow… *sigh*)

/repeat.

See… Nothing to exciting huh. Well just add a few soccer games in here and there and there you have it. I guess I could fit a blog in there somewhere. I mean hell at like for like 5 days…..

Ohhhh my god. Steamhead has ANOTHER blog.

Here’s a game for ya’ll - in the comments guess how long this stays active.

Anywhoo. My name is Steamhead, but most people at school call me Michael… I live in the oh-so-fun state of Alabama aaannnddd I absolutely LO$*##@HATE*@$ it. I really aren’t in the mood to write a big elaborate thing so. Give me a minute.